Actual exchange last time this happened:
“Do you like Foo Fighters?”
“Not really my thing but Dave Grohl’s cool, I guess.”
“Well, do you know [Foo Fighters song]?”
“No… I don’t really like Foo Fighters.”
“IT GOES LIKE THIS”
I decided I kinda wanted to wear this, so I made it into a shirt. You can get it here.
I was supposed to do a promo video for an art show. Then this happened.
1. Wear this shirt. 2. Take notes. 3. Lend to opposite sex. 4. Compare notes.
About ten years ago, I was reading about Adolf Hitler’s unsuccessful attempts to become a professional artist. It led me to wonder how different the world might be if he had not given up. I promised myself that some day, if I ever learned to do portraits, I’d do a Bob Ross-styled portrait of an alternate timeline Hitler, one in which he would have grown as a person and painted Jews instead of killing them.